Thesis Draft Submitted!!!

At 251 pages, my thesis draft has finally been submitted to my committee. If you really feel like looking at it, here it is, at 8.1MB. I really don't think anyone will really read it, and I really don't know why any of you would want to. My committee will probably scan it and check the science. Once that's done, I'm sure it will sit on a shelf somewhere, wollowing in lonely misery, knowing full well that grad students only write a thesis to get a piece of paper that says we were properly 'hazed' and are fit for getting paid a little bit more. The science will be in the papers to come later, and I just want to be able to afford my newly doubled rent.