Bay-to-Breakers "Race"

We "raced" to the breakers from the bay. Frisco-style. Wake up at 7am, get super drunk, then walk 7 miles while still drinking, through down-town to the edge of the city, dressed up in something ridiculous. It was a blast. Lots of naked men, ho'd out women, creative pun-suits, salmon swimming upstream, party "floats", Elvii, angels, etc. We...... were naval oranges.