The Ticket from Heaven & Hell

I finally have all legs of my upcoming trek around everywhere purchased. It's a little ridiculous. Acutally, it's a lot ridiculous. I'll be away April 8th to May 10th, spending 69 hours in the air, 71 hours laid-over at various airports for a total of 32200 miles traveled. Damn. What was that magic tylenol Sean was talking about? Super-knockout, dead-for-hours, wonder drug? Get me some of that.....

The flight is Honolulu Chicago SaoPaulo Santiago LaSerena Santiago SaoPaulo Chicago Dulles Zurich Dulles Chicago Honolulu.